CAP ... Christian Group Seeks Ban On Gay Divorce

I've never heard of these guys, but their site is pretty funny. Are they the new Onion?

Some excerpts:

"The Christian Coalition of America, a staunch opponent of gay marriage, has seemingly given up that fight in favor of a new tact. The group has now begun lobbying hard against allowing gays to get divorced."

"Listen, they wanna get married, I'm actually okay with that," said anti-gay activist Jaleel Philips. "Keeps 'em outta my hair. But they wanna get divorced, then they're back on the streets, spreading their AIDS and whatnot. I'm not down with that."

I'll be sure to check out their other articles.....