Idea stolen from Dan'l, who got it from someone else.

Go to this page and refresh until you get a total of five quotations that are meaningful to you in some way. Then post those five.

Here are the ones I chose:

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784), (attributed; also attributed to Ann Landers)

Leadership is based on inspiration, not domination; on cooperation, not intimidation.
William Arthur Wood

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Pablo Picasso (1881 - 1973)

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
Rita Rudner

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.
H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)