Modern-Day Martin Luther Nails 95 Comment Cards To IHOP Door:
"'IHOP has grown weak on powdered sugar and fruity garnishes, forsaking the righteousness of its original rib-sticking mission,' said Lyman, who nailed his 95 comments to the door shortly before the morning brunch rush, when they would receive maximum exposure. 'This house is no longer a house of pancakes—it is a house of lies.'"
I heard that they had some guy named Tetzel selling syrup packets out on the streets too...
"'IHOP has grown weak on powdered sugar and fruity garnishes, forsaking the righteousness of its original rib-sticking mission,' said Lyman, who nailed his 95 comments to the door shortly before the morning brunch rush, when they would receive maximum exposure. 'This house is no longer a house of pancakes—it is a house of lies.'"
I heard that they had some guy named Tetzel selling syrup packets out on the streets too...
posted by Lou Schwing at 1:58 PM
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They can't stop him; he's on a mission from God!
[cue Blues Brothers music ... ]
;-)
You wanna know what's really scary about this?
I read about half the article before noticing it was in the Onion.
As an IHoP fanatic myself (born within a few days of the first IHoP opening, in fact) I was tickled by the concept. Sorry it's fake. Maybe I'll need to do it myself...
I hear ya. Despite its shortcomings, IHoP is one of the very few places in New England where I can get a semi-decent version of biscuits 'n' gravy and grits!
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