DNA ties UM prof to Genghis Khan:
"They're an unlikely pair, the emperor and the accountant. Genghis was known as the type of guy who would conquer villages across two continents, murder entire tribes and take thousands of female partners. Robinson, on the other hand, just returned from a cruise to Alaska with his wife of 25 years.

''I think I do have a certain number of administrative skills,'' Robinson said, noting he was once president of a local financial analyst society. ``I haven't done any conquering, per se.''"

I wonder who I would end up related to? Probably someone boring - the guy who invented HandiWipes or something. At least I could loot and conquer the paper goods aisle.