Wow, Merry Christmas, every one!: "An online casino offered $65,000 Monday for a metal walking cane that an Indiana woman put up for sale in hopes her son would believe his grandfather's ghost would leave their house with it."

The same idio... uh, people who bought the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese sandwich (didn't I already swear that I wouldn't mention that again?) have now purchased dead Grandpa's cane, and his ghost. Pretty soon, they will have their own Museum of Worthless Stuff, which will also include all of their stock certificates.....