Like she's ever actually eaten fast food:

"SUPERMODEL Heidi Klum is swapping saucy French lingerie for French fries and ketchup in a tasty two-year meal-deal to endorse McDonald's.

The Victoria's Secret babe and the fast-food chain seem an unlikely combo but according to McDonald's spokesman Alexander Schramm, the cover girl was picked because 'she is a young mother and represents a modern lifestyle'."

I was hoping a modern lifestyle meant making better choices.... but then, I am aware of the choices made during the election too....