WHAT IS YOUR NEW NAME???
Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dav Pilkey. In it, the evil Professor forces everyone to assume a new name.
Post your name in the comments - scroll down to see mine.
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. I am Dorkey Gigglesquirt. Dick Cheney is Buttercup Wafflechunks. Jon Stewart is now Zippy Gerbilsquirt. I thought mine was bad! Sorry, Jon.
Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dav Pilkey. In it, the evil Professor forces everyone to assume a new name.
Post your name in the comments - scroll down to see mine.
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. I am Dorkey Gigglesquirt. Dick Cheney is Buttercup Wafflechunks. Jon Stewart is now Zippy Gerbilsquirt. I thought mine was bad! Sorry, Jon.
posted by Lou Schwing at 11:32 AM
6 Comments:
You think that *you* have it bad?
Nonetheless, I've been called worse ... !
True, that is bad... :)
I haven't heard from you in a bit, how are things going?
I *knew* that you'd figure it out!
Thanks for asking; I've been doing okay - working again (finally!) for the past several months for a Big Financial Services Firm in Boston, albeit in a much lower-level job with very long hours, and at a fraction of my former salary. Nonetheless, I'm grateful to be employed, and that our financial bleed has been staunched to some degree.
I browse Reborn every so often, but haven't really had much time to post or comment. I've been meaning to see how you've been doing, though, so I hope that all is well with you and yours!
Zippy Apple ain't so bad.
Don't forget the second half of your last name: Brain. So, you're Zippy Applebrain. Still not too bad...
Agreed. It's far better than Crusty Bubblebutt - wanna trade ... ?! *
* I really don't care if Prof. Poopypants won't allow trades; &%$# the System, I say!
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