Boy Scouts Arrested For Blowing Up Car
So, what's the point of telling us they are "Boy Scouts?" Were they on a Scout outing? Wearing their uniforms? Did they recite the Scout Oath and Law before setting off their bomb?
Do they play sports? Couldn't this just as likely been, "Baseball Players Arrested for Blowing Up Car?" or "Former Pre-Schoolers Arrested For Blowing Up Car." Why not just tell us the facts, without the spin?
"Three Youths Arrested For Blowing Up Car." There. That wasn't hard, was it?
So, what's the point of telling us they are "Boy Scouts?" Were they on a Scout outing? Wearing their uniforms? Did they recite the Scout Oath and Law before setting off their bomb?
Do they play sports? Couldn't this just as likely been, "Baseball Players Arrested for Blowing Up Car?" or "Former Pre-Schoolers Arrested For Blowing Up Car." Why not just tell us the facts, without the spin?
"Three Youths Arrested For Blowing Up Car." There. That wasn't hard, was it?
posted by Lou Schwing at 5:08 PM
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